🙏🏽 I think were maybe overcharging for this 🙏🏽 That’s not a kaftan, that’s a bedsheet with a hole cut in it 🙏🏽 This is just way too much freedom and time to my self indulging hedonism, I think we should go back to Canada and have kids instead 🙏🏽…

POSTBONE (verb) [po-st-bo-ne] Root words: • Postpone to reschedule • Bone- slang term for having sex POSTBONE: When the you have to ask for a raincheck on a date you know you would have gotten laid on. Eg: Jennifer I so wanted to see you tonight for out Netflix date but somethings come up and I have to postbone. How’s next Fri? Related words: • Up-dated: When you postbone a date because your shallow as fuck and an even hotter woman just called you to hangout. • De-lay: When your an idiot and say something insensitive that turns her off and she chooses not to have sex with you yet because she’s not sure about you.

This may look impressive. It may seem impossible. But it’s not. I’m not athletic. I haven’t worked out consistently for even three days a week for longer than a stretch of a month at a time and the last time I had a gym membership was over three years ago. …